LEAD VOCALS, DISCO BALLIN

Have you ever been in a weird situation and paused to stop and wonder WTF?!? Well, that’s the Kozaroni effect.  Eugene and Murtle, his parents, really polished a turd with our buddy Kozaroni. Those luscious curls leave girls dripping with envy all the while swooning over his angelic voice. His gluten intolerance and peanut allergy sometimes pose a bit of a danger of not being able to breathe while simultaneously pooping himself.  Kozaroni can take the most boring of situations and transform them into a party you’ll likely want to forget.

LEAD VOCALS, KAZOO,

PROFESSIONAL ZIT POPPER

TJ brings the zip, quirkiness and pizazz every nerd lover desires.  Her buttery smooth vocals soothe even the most anxiety ridden geek.  Her positive energy leaps from the stage and you can't help but become an immediate fan!! 

GUITAR PICKER, NOSE PICKER, VOCALS

Joseph was always hurting himself as a child.  Those that know him well cannot ever recall seeing him without some sort of cast or brace on. His mother kept him in bubble wrap for much of the time he spent outdoors. Joseph therefore chose to stay indoors where it was safer.  This lead him to taking up guitar, although he nearly lost an eye twice by a wayward guitar string. He mastered his guitar playing in between Dungeons and Dragons battles.

THUNDER FINGERS, LISPING

Arthur always spoke with a lisp and spat a little when pronouncing MUZZIK. He spent much of his childhood in leg braces only to free himself of those contraptions after an incident with a pool noodle and a dill pickle.  As a childhood friend of Lloyd’s, the two immediately locked up the rhythm section with Arthur’s impeccable precision thunder strumming.

POTS AND PANS, VOCALS

Lloyd McLuvin always seemed to dance like whitest of white guys, yet, was able to keep the best rhythm on a set of drums.  It perplexed those around him immensely, but it never deterred Lloyd from pursuing his dream of playing a full sized drum set one day.