Revenge of the 80s
LEAD VOCALS, DISCO BALLIN
Have you ever been in a weird situation and paused to stop and wonder WTF?!? Well, that’s the Kozaroni effect. Eugene and Murtle, his parents, really polished a turd with our buddy Kozaroni. Those luscious curls leave girls dripping with envy all the while swooning over his angelic voice. His gluten intolerance and peanut allergy sometimes pose a bit of a danger of not being able to breathe while simultaneously pooping himself. Kozaroni can take the most boring of situations and transform them into a party you’ll likely want to forget.
LEAD VOCALS, KAZOO,
PROFESSIONAL ZIT POPPER
TJ brings the zip, quirkiness and pizazz every nerd lover desires. Her buttery smooth vocals soothe even the most anxiety ridden geek. Her positive energy leaps from the stage and you can't help but become an immediate fan!!
GUITAR PICKER, NOSE PICKER, VOCALS
Joseph was always hurting himself as a child. Those that know him well cannot ever recall seeing him without some sort of cast or brace on. His mother kept him in bubble wrap for much of the time he spent outdoors. Joseph therefore chose to stay indoors where it was safer. This lead him to taking up guitar, although he nearly lost an eye twice by a wayward guitar string. He mastered his guitar playing in between Dungeons and Dragons battles.
THUNDER FINGERS, LISPING
Arthur always spoke with a lisp and spat a little when pronouncing MUZZIK. He spent much of his childhood in leg braces only to free himself of those contraptions after an incident with a pool noodle and a dill pickle. As a childhood friend of Lloyd’s, the two immediately locked up the rhythm section with Arthur’s impeccable precision thunder strumming.
POTS AND PANS, VOCALS
Lloyd McLuvin always seemed to dance like whitest of white guys, yet, was able to keep the best rhythm on a set of drums. It perplexed those around him immensely, but it never deterred Lloyd from pursuing his dream of playing a full sized drum set one day.
KEYTAR, KAZOO, ACCORDIAN
Jonny's mom and dad, Fred & Maude, procreated Jonny Kaos who grew up to become a musical virtuoso. He plays 9 different instruments including the skin flute. He once received the worst atomic wedgie which to this day leaves him walking pigeon toed.
LEAD VOCALS, MAD TAMBOURINE,
BUBBLE GUM CHEWER
Cynthia has always been a bit of a shy girl. However, she loves to sing into virtually any microphone. She would always score a 4.0 GPA and was always able to figure out how to get her lab partners to do her homework for her. Not one to suck and blow, Cynthia blows bubbles with her favourite chewing gum….Bubbalicious.
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